Went on an adventure with R. to the computer lab, where I found a printout of the "Ode to Collegiate Alchoholism" [sic]. Reading that brilliant piece of prose, I walked into a closed glass door on the way out of the lab, then, a few minutes later, got out of an elevator exclaiming, "Where are we?" upon seeing people waiting outside the elevator on the fourth (my) floor. [shakes head] Yeah...just reading the thing apparently was enough to make my IQ drop a good 10 points.